I regret not being there, as the lessons of Spring Break are many...
Consider the example of a Spring Break chain of events set in motion by a faulty "Mic Jagger lip" on Luther's Scirocco in 1992. The falling of the lip (formerly a spoiler from a Dodge Charger, re-tasked as a front end ground effect) put the stopper on the spring break plans of John and myself, forcing us to re-route from Hilton Head to Kent State.
Concurrently in Hilton Head, SC Robin kisses Chuck Penzenik, directly resulting in Mike Coffee's downward spiral that landed him on the floor of Novak and Troy's apartment watching "Dead Calm" repeatedly, while listening to Elvis and NIN, and what sounded like moaning in agony (though to tell you the truth, through the drunkenness that could have been anything).
It is a harsh lesson of the importance of senior spring break, and Jon, who knows who you may have saved this time around.